Won’t be able to write today. Christian family members found this wonderful little page of mine and wanted to tell me that they fucking love it! No, sorry. That they fucking hate it! Being the diligent and well-read asshole that I am, and being unusually versed in religious texts, I decided to let the Bible decide what constitutes as “vulgar language”. Sure, there are a lot of verses about angry, wrathful, spiteful, slanderous, abusive, deceitful, mudslinging, and oppressive language. But it’s very difficult to find verses that say you can’t use Carlin’s “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television” (shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits). Unfortunately, this little debate of mine took longer than expected so I don’t have enough time to write a review.
Just a reminder (for those who haven’t heard for the last 2 fucking months) I’ll be off for the last 2 weeks of November. So! I’m opening up the blog to whoever wants to throw something up here as long as it’s not your own shitty band (Pride … it cometh before the fall). I’ll be here to help edit whatever comes my way. I have 4–5 expected writeups so far and nothing delivered! This must mean most of you are either too scared, too busy, or too lazy to write. Either way, no worries. I’ll be here after the break no matter what.
And, as always, keep listening, you beautiful audiophilic motherfuckers.